So today I decided to surf the internet and do a little bit of online shopping.
I came across a website called
And its filled with some really cool stuff
However its also filled with a lot of pointless shit…. so pointless and shit I decided to save some of the worst inventions that I came across today… let me know if you agree!
1.
The Waterproof notepad
Because when I’m in the shower I struggle to cope not having something to write on
2.
The hoodie pillow
because when laying in bed I also fear of rain
3.
Glow in the dark toilet paper
Because shitting in the dark clearly isn’t appealing enough
4.
This weird baby jumper holder device
Because nothings more appealing than knowing the jumper your wearing might shit itself
5.
Light up Sandals
Because when lost in the woods I too find it useful to have my feet provide light an inch in front of me
“It’s okay I won’t be lost for long because I can see my feet”
6.
Play-Doh Cologne
Because nothing makes a woman hotter than when a man smells like a 3 year old
7.
Stickers that make you look awake when your asleep
Yeah sure, because when I sleep my eyelids are closed too… oh and I also look like a rapist
8.
Glow in the dark crowbar
Because sometimes you want to be subtle when you break into a car
9.
Mug with a plug
Because I love having the option to be dowsed in boiling hot tea
10.
Bulletproof notepad
Because whenever I need something to write on I usually want to protect myself from gun fire
11.
100 Dollar stash wallet
Because I LOVE being mugged
12.
Light up eyelashes
Because I’ve always wanted to be blind
13.
Superman socks with a cape
Because I love looking like a virgin
14.
Potty Putter
Because exercise is key
15.
The Daddy Saddle
Because having that purchase on your bank statement is perfectly normal
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